So I heard the big news that someone famous person died recently...well, aside from Michelle Trachtenberg of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. (RIP)
Roberto Orci Screenwriter mostly known for his work from JJ Abrams' Star Trek, Mission Impossible 2, and the Transformers franchise, has died in his home due to Kidney failure... (Sounds familiar? If you know, you know.)
Roberto, or as the Alumni from AICN referred to his as "Bob" despite having achieved success from two major franchises along with the FOX TV series Fringe, was not necessarily welcomed on the forums as many would call him out for his writing or lack thereof.
He was smug, arrogant and after watching those horrible Transformers films, a closeted racist as with his former screenwriting partner Alex Kurtzman. His depictions of two Autobots Mudflap and Skids were insensitive caricatures of racial stereotypes that came off like a fucking minstrel act!
How Hasblow that creep Michael Bay, and the overrated Steven Spielberg allowed this to make it past the cutting room floor says plenty about them especially "Stevie" but then again, he was happy to direct another derogatory film-The Color Purple.
I, and especially Asimovlives, had a back and forth with Bob me of course, having no filter was brutally harsh. After many failed projects like Matador and before that, Amazing Spider-Man 2 which put the Sony Pictures series on ice for a while, ol Bobby faded into the life of obscurity well,
aside of his tin foil hat conspiracy theories and according to his estranged wife, sexual assault.
Described as someone with Bi-Polar disorder and an alcoholic, Orci's life is pure Hollywood fodder since it has all the trappings for a docudrama just as long as he doesn't get script approval.
"Too soon?" Fuck you!
While I'm not dancing a "jig" on his grave, that won't stop me from taking the piss. So, here lies Roberto a Mexican Cuban immigrant who despite his flawed screenwriting, had achieved success and notoriety regardless of his ethnicity or as the MAGAtards would refer to him as a "DEI Hire."
Well for what it's worth, you were entertaining on the forums, unlike those Star Trek and Transformers films. Vaya con Dios culo.
Now, perhaps I should file a lawsuit against his estate for wasting my money and time for Amazing Spider-Man 2, but I doubt he has thar much in his bank account since he hasn't worked in years I suppose. 😉
"Listen, and understand! That Stalkeye is out there! He can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop... ever, until you are dead!"
